”The old lady is thinking, “Geez, if I had known he could get it up, I would have taken off my pantiesA teacher wanted to teach her students about...self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised.She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?”He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $ 5,000 and feels. “Yaar Aastha, aisa thodi hota hai, lund toh chosna banta hai,” Kasif ne kaha.“Dekho, pichle ek week maine tumhari baat maani. Aaj yeh extra din meri baat maano,” maine zor diya.Woh sab meri baat maan gaye. Woh sab bhi taiyar ho gaye aur hum ghomne nikal pade. Jab hum hotel se bahar jaa rahe the toh hotel ka staff aur manager mujhe aankhe faad ke dekh rahe the. Dekhte bhi kyu nahi. Mai nangi jo thi. Meri 34 ki chuchiya aur 38 ki gaand unko diwana bana rahi thi.Sabse pehle hum beach gaye. Waha. It was all part of the job and partly the reason he got to work in the VIP lounge so often The Club owner, a middle-aged blonde woman, kept her dirty secret to herself and so the all the patrons that booked out the VIP lounge.At around midnight with most of the girls properly tipsy four of them came to the bar for some extra attention and cocktails. Two were blonde, long hair flowing in curls down to their shoulders framing glam makeup faces of models. Each wore a cocktail dress that was low. Did you talk to Jackie? Well I had asked her to tell you about my new job when she saw you.“You haven’t?“Well, when you see her she’ll tell you all about it. What I called about was, I may have found you a fantastic job, doing just what you’ve always wanted to do.“Well, yes it’s nursing and it involves lots of babies and I can tell you now, the pay will be good,” she said as she looked around for support of that statement. Of course she got nods of approval from all of us.“Well, the biggest.