It was practically empty, with a few items s**ttered here and there, and leaning against the dank cement foundation walls. It was definitely not a che...ry looking place! But I soon forgot all about that as whoever it was worked my cock (and balls) over with a wonderful sense of enthusiasm!"Ahh--FUCK! That feels SO GOOD! MMM!!!" What else could I say, other than that? So, for the next five minuets, or so, that was pretty much the sum total of my vocal profundities!Whoever the guy was, it was. .. something so totally different that I am very glad to get to know so many of those secrets."Fran smiled like at me like I was a dull child that finally got the right answer, and said, "I bet she didn't teach you all of her secrets, but I bet you'll like the ones we'll teach you soon, just as much."Her smile said so much more than her mouth, and I felt the wetness again. Was that what girls had to put up with all the time? At least as a guy, I got hard, got laid, or got over it, and that was. Right as I was sitting down to get started on the chair, those damn doorbell chimes went off and scared the shit out of me, again. This time it was a bong-bing-bing-bing-bong sound using all different chimes. Before I could even get up it went off again with a bing-bing-bong-BONG!Great. Now it is also random! Wonder if I can figure out how to hack it to make it always sound like the Adam’s Family one? I so want to answer the door with a deep “you rang?”I made myself not see the door to check. No chariot, no food, and your mummy locked away in some dusty store room in a country you’ve never heard of. Piss you off no end wouldn’t it? Now, I can hear you yelling abuse at your computer screen, surely he’s joking, but as an an-atheist I can tell you that the practises and beliefs of Christians and Muslims and Hindus and Buddhists and all the rest are, to me, quite ridiculous; when you’re dead you’re dead, simple as that, Occam’s razor, the simplest explanation is best and usually.