Ghar ahuchte hi maine unse pucha ki unka pati kaha h wo boli ki wo duty gaye h wo ghar par akeli h .Fir unhone pucha kya piyoge maine kaha jo aap pila...do wo boli jahar mai bhi majak bola ki ha bhabhi pila do magar apne hotho se laga kar sharma kar niche dekhne lagi maine unka haath pakda or apni taraf kicha wo mere upar aa giri.Mai apne hoth unke hotho pe rakh diye unhone mana nahi kiya or mera sath dene lagib mai unhe kiss karte hue unke gale ko choomne laga or unke boobs ko zor zor se dabane. Another duck, then another soon follow it. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!The bartender turns to the man and says, “You know, I think your genie’s a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.”The man replies, “Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?”This one is compliments of Mario M.A Day in the Diary of a BMW Driver“The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my motorways, which was very busy with. I had an idea that he was taken with you when he volunteered to take part of your shift. I’ve pulled that trick for years. He’s never done that before. Not even when he was in the class himself. You should be flattered to know that. So,’ he laughed as he opened his door. ‘Was he defending your honor?’ She frowned, ‘I wouldn’t call it that…’ ‘Of course, he was. You don’t lie very well. Neither does he. When I spoke to him earlier, he nearly admitted that the fight was over a woman. I gave him an. "Thong" I reminded her.She slipped her underwear off and sadly added it to the pile.I kissed the back of her hand, "You're african, be african, now follow the Car, I shall drive slowly, it will help your feet harden."She followed obediently walking in the wheel tracks obediently in the sunlight, her tits swaying as she sang some pop song to herself, "She's mine lads" I reminded my minders as they stared at her beauty.The little one stirred so I let Msala climb into the car again and my son was.