Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the N...rth Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I. Stop being a drama queen!” my mum demanded. “I'm not being a drama queen. I feel like shit! “Oi, we don't swear in this house!” my mum insisted. She always said that when anyone swore. “Sorry, mum. Please leave me alone. I'll be down later.” “Well don't spend all night feeling sorry for yourself. Your family's here and we only see them a few times a year. It's Christmas Day you can't spend it on your own. I would have thought you would have wanted to be around all your cousins.” “I'll be. Somewhat curses with homesexuality, fur affinity, exhibitionizm, masochizm, et cetera. I don't believe in the devil but what demons are in my unlucky heart? That was the way I was thinking all along. It used to be some cruel years till I would realize the only devil was me. When I were so stupid to punish myself for what I am, there's no-one left that I could blame, right? I can't really fight my feeling of, well, that my younger brothers and sisters, that's most of teens of today, they seem. 30 Am per nasreen ai Mera dil usy dekh ker to kabo men nahe rha, us ny apna burkha utara, or meny usy galy laga lia, or wo be kamp rahe the Meny usy computer lab men bethaya kun kay wo band the lab, or awaz bahar nahe jata, men us men bitha kar, bahar chala giaCold drink leny, men colddrink ley aya, or hm ney baten ke khob coldrink pee mera land to nasreen ko dekhty he tan gia, meny underware pehna howa tha jeans k nechy. Or pher many nasreen ka hath pakra, wo khusmasany lagi, meny kaha pehly.