I didn’t talk to Alice that much, but when I did, I could tell that she was extremely nice, almost to a fault. In fact, she was so nice, that despit... not being the most attractive girl at the school, I still had a bit of a crush on her. Elana and Alexis walked out just before Ms. Bowler asked me in a very soothing voice, ‘Are you ready for your first swim practice, John?’ ‘I hope so!’ I boasted, trying to mask my nerves. ‘Don’t worry,’ Alice declared, ‘You got this!’ I swung my backpack. I just knew that I had nothing to worry about in terms of Fat Bud accepting me for the person I was. My earlier anxiety over that had been unfounded. It’s just that he never really addressed the issue with me, and in 3 months you don’t really know someone very well, especially one who talks about himself as infrequently as Fat Bud does. And, let's face it, in this day & age you don’t really want to take chances with your job. Fat Bud kept his promise as he actually got back in fifteen minutes. " Mario said angrily."Don't be too hard on her, girls think differently about sex. Guys justwant to get it but girls want more than to be, well you know, they wantsome kind of commitment if they are going to sleep with a guy, unlessshe's a slut and then she's just like a guy." Not all guys are like that." Are you telling me that if I were to take down my pants right here youwouldn't be tempted?" Of course I'd be tempted, what guy in his right mind wouldn't be withyou?" That's not what I mean.. SM: And?SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?!SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.SM: Oh, no! What happened then?SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, I'll pray for you!Think you are having a bad day?Fire authorities in.