“Hello, I am Senator Rebecca Arnold. Thankyou very much for allowing me to address your street BBQ to celebrate Lifestyle Nudism. As you all probabl... know I am a graduate from Blanke Schande College. That College was once at the forefront in pioneering the practice of Public Nudity. Many other fine institutions have now taken up that same challenge and are equaling, if not surpassing, the work BSC did all those years ago. During my years at Blanke Schande College I became an Absolute. Back then. I wish I could see you in it. So, did she have you try it on, or anything like that?"Laura pauses but decides to tell it; "She managed to convince me to put on the teddy with the black pumps and garter set, had me model it briefly, then she ... seduced me standing there."Sam really wants to know all the details, so she continues asking, "So how did she do that?"Laura replies, "She said I looked very sexy to her eyes, and she wanted to ... show me how turned on she was." Laura is still squirming. C.)No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.Mark Twain (1866)Talk is cheap ... except when government does it.AnonymousThe government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.Ronald ReaganThe only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.Mark TwainWhat this country needs are more unemployed politicians.Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)A government. "Let's take him in for ransom!", one grinned. "You know the Rules would change him to fit that one!", anothersnorted. "Sure that's why we should do it!", the first man grinned wider. "Yes.", the leader growled, "Even if they pay the ransom he will be inno shape to fight again!", the tall man howled in laughter. The leader approached the groggy Rico, "Archer! I and my fellows willhold you for ransom. Let the Rules be invoked!", he yelled to the sky. There was a crack like lightning striking and.