"Did she not understand the situation here?" I wondered to myself andthen quietly pleaded, "Anita!" What?" she snapped "Look if you don't want him to ...ick you up here, callhim and tell him. This is your issue not ours. As a matter of fact I'mnot really sure why you're so upset to begin with. I mean if you didn'twant to go out with him, why did you agree to?"(Why did I agree???? How about you and Ma did everything but put a gun tomy head.) There was no way I was going to win here, so I might a. Puny Mortals my ass. I'm the puniest mortal that ever was, Todd thought morosely. He couldn'teven get up the energy to jack off tonight, and that was the one thing hehad spent his summer practicing. Todd Farber, Master of the One-HandedJack-Off, Dread Lord of the Monkey Spankers. It was amazing how manytimes he'd done it, considering he had only the Nancy Friday book, twoissues of Variations, and the April PLAYBOY with Jenny McCarthy. Thenagain, Jenny alone had been good for a whole bunch. But late evening the girls left because it was late, and we-guys stayed, because we were too drunk to go home. Some of guys went to sleep right away and four of us stayed in the main room to watch some TV and finish up few bottles of beer we have left. There was a guy who sometimes, when he was drunk, asked to kiss with him, but usualy we laughed at it and didn't noticed that. I just want to notice, that we were not some kind of LGBT friendly or accepting guys, we was something like sporty type. “Both of you, silly.” Blossom looked back over her shoulder as she swished her butt with each step.“Paul, maybe we should see if they need help with their waff ... er ... washing.”“Lynn, maybe we should get breakfast for the Herd and ourselves first.”“I know. Damn adulting!”“I’ll squeeze your butt.” I raised my eyebrows suggestively.“Let’s take care of the Herd.” Lynn smiled and pulled my hands to her butt.Blossom blew us a kiss and waved for Erin to join her in the shower. Lynn and I were.