" Heh, you truly think I would trust the devil? How stupid do you believe me to be? I know who you are... In Christ's name lea...." At this point Alex...felt a rush of energy in his body. He fell from his chair at the intensity of it. It was not a bad feeling, on the contrary, it was wonderful. He felt a rush of different tastes tearing at his taste buds. It was unbelievable, and when it was over, he laid gasping on the floor. "More.... please... more..." he let out between his puffing and. Ye kahani meri choti behen ki hai jo us wqt sirf 18 saal ki thi uska naam simran hai or goori hai andar se ek dum ab story pe aata huYe khani us time ki hai jab mere or simran ke exm chl rahe the. Mum dad ko ek shadi ki wajh se out of town jana pad rha tha hamare exms ki vajh se vo muje or simran ko ghr me akela chod gye or vo log 1 week ke liye gye the jis din gye us din mera or simran ka 1’st exam tha or vo ghr jaldi agai thi mai jesi ghr pe pahucha tho simran soo rhi thi itni masooom lag rhi. ..” Zoe said.The Captain had a mind altering experience - blew - SevenUp out his nose. Water is so much safer ... doesn’t have all that carbonation. After he quit sneezing and blowing he said, “OW!”And Zo said, “I didn’t touch you ... EWW!”You guys quit that, I thought.Gathering my ducks, smoothing their feathers and lining them up, I said, “How do we meet Mr. Nakamura?”“Nakamura? Nakamura ... oh. The mooring. We need to go to the gym. He teaches self-defense classes.”LIGHTBULB MOMENTSince we. Great dishwasher!So, I said, "sure, I'll do them."She proceeded to give me 200+ directions on how one does dishes, and I paid attention, even though I knew the way she was telling me to do them was NOT the way she does them. (She does them exactly the way I won awards for washing dishes.) So, I followed instructions, (I'm a good husband, I sit to pee, I never leave the seat up, I bring home my pay check and hand it over, I've been well trained by my mother and first wife. Never ask me to pay.