" No you don't, silly," Hannah said, "you smell like a boy wearingperfume." Anyway, the cure is simple, though you won't like it," I said."What?" Mark...and Josiah chorused."Soap and water," I said, gesturing to Timothy's bathroom. While theytrudged toward the dreaded cleanliness, I turned to Timothy. "I spoke toyour father Sunday night." Yeah, what about?" About you, of course." I guess he still hates me." No," I said. "I wouldn't describe it like that. It's more like he isvery, very sad." Like. Things will get better. You need to keep practising." Ah, well, another hard lesson in girlhood.”"Don't worry. It's not all bad. You’ll soon find that the advantages of being female far outweigh the disadvantages.”Once home, I crashed out in bed. I was exhausted by the afternoon’s exertions but couldn’t get comfortable because of the appendages on my chest. Eventually, I fell into a deep sleep.I still had plenty of aches and pains when Mum wakened me the next morning, but thankfully these. Calling me up to the bedroom I said I’ll be there in a minute. Half hour later she gets bored of waiting and comes down. In our front room I’m watching porn, some big tit bitch being gang banged. She looks at me,the tv, and then the two other men sitting on the sofa. Both of them wearing leather face masks and nothing else. I smiled and told her this was an early birthday present. Two young studs i had found on the internet. They wouldn’t know her ,she wouldn’t know them. Would she go for it?. "That was a pretty crazy movie" I told her, looking at my feet."Yea, it was good, just not as good as Dawn of the Dead, or even Day of the Dead." Yea, well I think Romero was doing just because all of his fans really wanted a new zombie movie from the zombie movie master." Yea, most likely, I think."We carried on conversations like this on the way back her apartment. When we finally arrive she offered to let me come in, "Hey, if you want, we can go upstairs and maybe watch 'Dawn of the Dead' or.