.. I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he’s only got one arm bless him.I shouted - “Where you off to Charlie?”He said, “I’m off to change a ...ight bulb.”“That’s gonna be a bit awkward init?”“Not really.” he said. “I still have the receipt, you insensitive bastard.”Went out last night and got really wasted.I woke up this morning next to a fat old bird who was snoring.So, at least I got home OK.Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control in Athens airport.“Nationality?” asks the immigration. It dripped for more. I stuck the dildo deep inside my dripping wet pussy again as deeply as I could. I moved it back and forth slowly and came long and hard a few minutes later.I put my panties back on and put the still erected dildo down them. I chuckled as I glanced down at the bulge in my pants. I was a guy, kinda. Suddenly, a weird and naughty thought came to me, so I went downstairs into the kitchen. I opened the fridge door and picked up the homemade apple pie my mum had made the day. As she came down from her orgasm she smiled up and Theo and I heard her moaning to him, "...so good, so good... Please don't stop!"I of course knew that they would have to stop soon as I suspected that Theo must be nearing his own climax and I knew that there was no way I could allow him to keep his huge baby maker in my wife, not with the huge pair of sperm filled balls he had. Just then Susan moved her legs up and clasped them behind his thrusting muscular bum. I decided to have another look. He was always saying things like " you are very naughty girl, You have so many men coming back to your hotel, you are very sexy"And of course he kept asking me about the night with the 2 lads..."did you enjoy the 2 boys together? They told me all about you, you dirty girl!" etcWell on the night in question, our last full night in Marmaris I thought it was time to put the poor chap out of his misery.As I said he collected us and took us to a night club. I was dressed in one of my shorter mini.