Dinner went wonderfully, and then we decided to go to the farm for the rest of the evening. I agreed to follow them in my car and off we went.It was a...short drive to the farm, but once we were there, it was like you were a million miles from civilization. Peaceful and quiet and absolutely beautiful. I could see right away why Kris had loved it there.We parked at the house and while it was still light outside, we decided to take a walk and see the farm. We walked along and talked as we went.. "Jay, get up. You'll be eaten alive." Hmm."Lee laughed, "I'm serious, ants, and bugs and ... things. I itch." Grass," Jay said, deciding to keep with one word at a time."What?" Lee laughed. "Wake up, sleepyhead." She shoved again and he groaned."Grass," he repeated. "Makes you itch. Use some water from the cooler, wash down." From the cooler?" Lee had managed to get to her knees."Oh God girl, have mercy on a man." Jay had rolled over and was now staring right at Lee's ass as she crawled to the. ”“You are just splitting legal hairs there,” he said. “What we are celebrating is two hundred years of European – British – settlement of this continent. Which is something we should all be celebrating.”“Except for the people who were living here at that time,” I said. “That didn’t work out all that well for them, did it?”“Only because they fought the colonists,” he replied.“Which they saw as invaders, trying to take their land.”“That’s a very extreme view, what they call the ‘black armband’. We had gotten maybe six blocks when we heard the siren. Then we saw the lights. Oh, shit. Josh pulled over. “License and registration please,” said the officer. He looked to be about our age, so maybe he’d give us a break. No luck. “We’ve had a report of drunk driving. Step out of the car, please.” Josh was completely naked. His little soldier had deserted to the enemy and was cowering in terror. This did not look promising. “You, too.” He was talking to me. I wasn’t driving, why did I have to.