I cornered the Aircraft Commander while we were on the ground, and told him that Lisa and I were both G550 rated and had hundreds of hours in one, sho...ld they need a break. I mentioned that both of us had some trepidation during takeoff, knowing exactly what had been going on in the cockpit. The officer said, "The General told us you two were both experienced pilots in this aircraft, so I think we were more than a little self-conscious on takeoff. I'm glad we passed muster. I think this crew is. .. I was defeated!!! The only thing that happened was we had to stand outside in the freezing cold while incompetent deputies investigated things. Shoot! What I did should have destroyed the school but all it did was get the deputies involved. Thank God they liked me (unlike the attitude of Stern Vern the school principal).I walked up to John (one of the deputies) and asked, "What the heck is going on?"He looked at me, smiled and answered, "It looks like someone tried, but failed, to blow up. I got on the Internet and tried to find some incest forum sites. But all I could find at first were the sites that decry that incest was the worst thing some sick perverted mind could think of, to the ones where child sex was the only way to go. I was looking for some rational thinking human forum where both sides were discussed and to look for the danger signs of what is really wrong, and what is acceptable. After a couple of hours I found a couple sites that seemed somewhat normal. The one. Now, c'mon before this dump comes down around our ears."Porky heaved himself up from his recliner, a .38 Colt Police Special in his hand. "He ain't goin' nowhere and neither are you unless I get the two fifty large he owes me."Danny jumped up from the couch, "Put that away, Beano, I gotta go see my brother, I'll get it from him, I promise."Porky shook his head, "No fuckin' way. I get my money or you ain't goin' nowhere."He looked away for a second and I snatched a piece of heavy glass from a.