" Not at all. I just wish we had time to get to know each other." Why don't you call me tonight and we'll talk?" I'll do that."I was thrilled that Jac...ie Evancho kissed me and wanted me to call her. My boner had grown hard and was probably visible through my shorts.Jackie gave me a winning smile, winked, and said, "Great! I'll talk to you tonight."I stood there and watched her enter her car and drive away. As I did, my mind conjured up visions of me and Jackie Evancho in bed. I was thrusting. .."Fanny cut him off."He isn't her husband, I am." He let that sink in for a moment, then:"She had me kidnapped and rigged with these things than she could useto control me. She even made me find the nightdress she used on ourhoneymoon for her to wear when she took you to bed last night. I wascrying with my impotence to stop her, nothing to do with my eyes." My God!" the erstwhile lover exclaimed. "I'm most terribly, terriblysorry, I'd never have done that if I'd known. I've never known. What’s the scoop?”I told her in detail what I’d learned last night, without including any reference to the kiss. I filled her in on the whole scenario and the identity that I’d used, the cover story, and what I wanted her to interview Cinnamon about.“Let me get this straight,” she said at last. “You want me to meet this escort, pretend to be your West Coast girlfriend… Wait, do I know you are married to a woman on the East Coast? Okay, so it’s an amicable arrangement. I’m used to sharing you. Val winks approvingly.Cut to Brandee and Dave frantically tongue kissing in an elevator. Val rubs his crotch.V.O.: Val basically midwifed the whole thing.In a hotel room, Val slowly undresses Brandee, who looks vacant, lobotomized by lust. Val lays her on the bed with almost ritualistic care, caressing her skin, gently teasing her oversized nipples, cooing encouragement, as if prepping a human sacrifice for a priapic god.V.O.: That night I discovered what a real dick can do to a woman.Naked,.