Tell you what, let's give it a couple of days before we do that. Just stay out of the apartment during the day for a while. Just go about your busines... and I will tag along and watch your back."Well okay, but I'm going to bore you to tears," I said."I doubt it. You have no idea what kind of things in which I have an interested," he said."Okay, I'm going to make a call to see about some dirt," I said. "You did know you talk funny?" Garden soil," he asked."No, the kind of dirt that holds the. " Father guessed. I coughed as I realized that how close to the truth he was. "Don't look shocked. One does not need to be Sherlock Holmes to realize that not all the time in your studio is spent artistically." Uh, yeah." Honestly, William, in this family it would be more shocking if you weren't sexually active. Your brother tied the family record for starting young at twelve. And Pharaoh didn't catch Auset until she was 16, but I suspect she was active before than." He paused. "We were worried. " Well, your husband is a very lucky man," he replied, and I could tell he was blushing underneath his dark complexion. "Congratulations! A Christmas Day wedding, that must've been wonderful," he said as he put the bag from the car on the luggage stand near the closet."Thanks for bringing it up for us," I said, giving him the tip before he backed out of the room."My pleasure, y'all have a good afternoon." I'm sure we will."Alone again, I opened the bag he'd left to discover a bottle of. Karen's mood improved."This is Bob," said a deep, male voice."Hi," she said. "This is Karen Ross. From the Boggy Creek volunteers?" Yes! Hi! I'll be there." Be where?" she asked."Saturday," he said. "We're working Saturday ... right?" Yes, but the reason I was calling is that Jack is my son. I believe your daughter asked him out on a date." Oh! That," he said. "Uh ... I wasn't aware she'd actually asked him yet." He told me she did. And that you were going to chaperone them." Well, that's what.