"Wow," Neil figures, "I gonna git me a fuck, a suck, a drink. and maybe some oil (pronounced awl)."Suddenly, an apparition appeared next to Neil, look...ng a lot like Ray Walston, in "Damn Yankees", (where he played Satan)!"What the..." was all Neil could muster as he ground his truck to a dead stop!The figure says to Neil, "Will there be anything else? Let's see, you said a fuck, a suck, a drink, and maybe some oil. Are you sure that's all?!?"Neil was no longer amused, and said, "Out of my way,. Did she see me watching her that one day? Why is she singling me out? I studiously looked away. With a slight wave from the admissions director, she went to the empty seat in the back row as our teacher started the lesson. She was two rows behind me and I could swear she was staring at me. It felt like ants were marching up my spine. I spent the whole class fighting the urge to look back at her. I wouldn't be that weirdo who stared at the new girl. I didn’t want her to think I was weird. When. .. and who might be at the Motel Six, why my ever loving, piss me off, wife Helen with her ‘alleged’ lover Jim ‘the mother fucker’ Carpenter. I have to get there. I have to stop her before she does something we’ll both regret.Wayne’s had my good truck today so he could keep tabs on Helen while I drove to Martinsburg to settle accounts with a couple assholes who thought they could fuck over a couple kids who worked for me. The boys had hauled eight cords, that’s two truckloads of good seasoned. She told me, “I knew your intentions from the moment I saw you dropping the marker intentionally.”I felt like it was a dream come true for me. She held my hair and pulled me towards her lips. She smooched me and I did the same. She was sucking my lower lip and I was just enjoying the best day off my life. We kept kissing each other fo at least 10 mins. She just held back for a breath but I was fully charged. I pulled her back and was kissing her like a mad lover. We kept smooching for 10 more.