Imagining above all what it would be like. I remembered a day when I had stayed home from school feigning being sick but really planning to spend the...day in the empty house in my older sister’s bedroom playing dress up with her things. She had such beautiful things. I hid in her closet when she came home at lunch with her boyfriend. I peeked through the closet door louvers and listened as she gasped and moaned and almost screamed for the next 40 minutes and then left all too soon. The. Want to feel?"She half screamed, half giggled, "Noooo!" and tried to cover up and cower away from me. I was too fast for her and laid my freezing hands on her back and her tummy."That's what you get for making me take her out to go potty," I said."I didn't make you." You were in the bathroom. If I didn't take her, she'd have peed all over the floor. You know, you've got a good dog there, Laurie. She really had to go and she held it till I took her outside." I know. At home she waits by the door. He deserves everything he gets because of the divorce decree!On the fifth day of Christmas, I told my true love, I'd maxed out our five credit cards. I'd went shopping to cheer myself up, because I felt sorry for calling him those four naughty words, not to mention the three French ones, adding that his two eyes look better! Oh hell people, you do not know what I went through before I served him that damn divorce decree!On the sixth day of Christmas, I looked at my true love and felt aroused. Sherry couldn’t argue that point. She hadn’t been interested enough in sororities to even bother with learning what was involved in being a member of one. She didn’t understand Otterly’s interest in joining one.“It’s not too late to change your major. I mean, who majors in theater?”“Mother! I want to be an actress.”“At least you could minor in something useful like computer programming, physics, or engineering.”“No.”“Just think about it.”“No.”Knowing that it was a lost cause, Sherry said, “Your.