This was something that had bothered me right from the beginning. It was the consequence that kept popping into my head first whenever I thought about...the high cost of my not being acceptable to Joyce.I had mentioned several times to the doctor, that I'd settle for just having my children with me again. She had asked me many questions about that, drawing me out at length about my feelings for each child, and my feelings for each of my wives. She kept coming back to this even when we were. . I can't find my dildo anywhere!," screamed Carol."Alice... where did you put my rubbers?!? God we're going to be late to the Wilson's again!" yelled Mike.It was Friday night at the Brady household, and Mike and Carol were off to another orgy at the Wilson's, while the Brady kids had their own plans for the night.Greg comes running into the room, "Hey Pete, I got it, I got it... three joints of some far-out shit from Bill!!!" Well what are you waiting for, light it up before Bobby comes home.. Maybe it was because he felt a little unsettled by Clare's dress and behaviour, and maybe it was because he was getting really worried about finding another job but whatever, he walked over to the television and turned it off right in the middle of the Angry Beavers.That was a bad move, it was the children's favourite! "Hey - no fair, what did you do that for" they both yelled at him in annoyance which only served to fuel his anger even further.He gave back as good as he got."Who the hell do. My mother, a bi-sexual, really he told himself. Holy fucking shit, he thought. What a slut, he thought. My mom wants to do it with her? Damn, my mom’s the slut here. Wow, what a day. The next morning and nobody was there at the house. They were all gone. Except for Chad of course, who was sleeping in and Catherine too. Finally, about 10:30 in the morning he woke up and crawled out of bed. Not realizing she was there, he walked to the bathroom, in his boxers only, and he started the shower. But.