One weekend mum was feeling horny and I said you should go to town and get yourself a young guy to have some fun with.The following night mum got dres...ed up and hit the town by herself and I went to the pub, a coupe of hours later I got a text telling me to go home and get the video camera ready, she added she would be home in 20 minutes.When she turned up I was astonished, not only had she brought a guy back but she had brought two!Mum introduced them as andy and paul and they were around 20. " Shriek's" Quartermaster acknowledged and the ERA in a clear soprano said,"Thank you, Sir!"Felix wondered what in the underworld am I doing here, does he hate me that much that I land in the bucket on my first independent sortie, Mother can I come home now I promise I'll be good. Having purged his mind of his uncertainties his training kicked in and he watched the tell tales on his screens."Tac, do a quick calculation where that bogey will appear. Guns warm up the graser and bring the missiles. Besides, my skin could use a little sun after being locked in my dorm studying last term." I smiled as she brought me in for a welcoming hug. "Well, okay then. Let me look at you, hun," Mom said pushing back on my shoulders and looking me over. "Dang, girl, ain't there no food at that school o' yours?" "I just have great genes, Mom," I laughed, pleased at the compliment. "The freshmen twenty can't touch me. Like you're one to talk anyway." Even pushing forty my mom was still beautiful. Her red. Doing a one-eighty, I marched toward the house. Instead of heading for the door, I circled the building and entered the wood behind it. Following a narrow path that meandered through the trees, I inhaled the familiar smells of the trees, moss and dirt. A satisfied sigh escaped me, it was good to be back. Having forgotten all about my smothering mother, I strolled through the woods, a giddy smile plastered across my face. I was so pleased to be surrounded by nature once more that I almost.