She asked me if I minded and I admitted that I was proud to show her off to my friends. Their wife's were not nearly as sexy as her and I kind of got ... kick out of the way they lusted for her. One night, when all the guys had arrived, John (the most ardent of her complimenters) said that he had a surprise for her. He indicated that since she was such a great hostess to us each week that he felt she should have the perfect hostess outfit. He then presented her an extremely revealing maid's. While most of the time with them was spent relaxing and having fun, some of that time was spent on business. Ann helped design the sign for the front of the pizzeria. Sally gave him massages to help relax after his long days of work. Ellen went over his action item list helping to fill in gaps that he had missed. His sister had filled in after school, making calls on his behalf.Dan’s cell phone rang and he answered it, “Parker’s Perfect Pizza.”“Hello. Are you Dan Parker?”“Yes,” Dan answered not. "You're nuts! I can't go on that stage!" Why not?" the man asked, looking for all the world like he was confused by the reaction."Well, for one thing, I can't dance like that," he replied, gesturing toward the stage beyond the door. "For another, I wouldn't fit in any of the costumes the girls wear. And lastly, I... AM... A... GUY!"The man laughed at that and shook his head. "Is that all? I can fix that, no problem. Here, put this on." The man tossed him something that he would swear wasn't. So I did what I usually did at lunch. Try to eat while listening for interesting gossip. It took most of my sandwich before I heard what I wanted."You know," some girl was saying, "Heather would really be glad if she was here today. Rumor has it that Stone got in trouble again. This time in the Middle East." What are you talking about?" the girl's table mate asked."I overheard some people in the Principal's office talking. Jacob's disappeared. Nobody's heard anything from him." What's that got.