”The Hunter drifted forward with a speed of twenty klicks per hour relative to the mountain asteroid, which took just over five hours to make one pa...s over the relative “top” of the asteroid. Their scanners would only account for detailed scans over the first third of the width due to all the crags and valleys in the jumbled up mess “below” them.“Sir,” the First Officer said as he turned to the Captain, “any ideas?”“Your ship, Mister. Carry on.”The First stared at his Commander for a moment,. “Tell on me about what?” She retorted.“About how you have a different guy in your bedroom every afternoon!”“I don't have a different guy in my bed every afternoon!”“That's true, only during the week.” I said spitefully.“It's not true! I just have several boyfriends, that's all. And you're just jealous because you don't have a girlfriend.”She was right.“And,” she continued, “I saw you peeking on me with Russell last week, you little pervert.”“What do you expect when you do it in the living. You must be a rich man by now.”Thomas answered with a measured nod. “It is not money that I am lacking, true.”“But family. I understand. My dear Thomas, you can always count on me as an aunt of sorts. Now, enough of this. When will I meet your lovely cousin?”“I shall bring them ashore presently, now that I know that you are willing to offer them your hospitality. I shall of course leave them with sufficient means to cover their needs. They will need one or two maids I fancy and I must. I caught him as he fell in a faint, and laid him gently on the tilesThe medical aid was summoned to tend him most tenderlyAnd move him to our guard room when he as us red faced smilesWith consummate ease the buttons and laces yielded him bodilyAs he roused to full awareness he blushed at the clothing he woreHe wept anew as his shame regrew and he muttered "My life is a messMy wife has changed my life and her friends have engendered moreDiscomfort and distress, by making me crossdress and.