Give him a raise and tell him I’ll sweeten the pot by giving him some of my tight ass too.”Barry laughed and said, “Mr. Straight Arrow? You woul... stand a better chance of winning the lottery that getting him to cheat on his wife.”“I wouldn’t be so sure of that. I’ve seen the way looks at my girls. I’d bet money that he would like to get up close and personal with them.”“Don’t be stupid Marge. You can hide us from Bill, but you would be taking a hell of a chance taking on another lover.”“Not a. "I mean, it's only the second time I've ever done it, and daddy's a lot nicer than Lewis Abernathy." You kissed Lewis Abernathy?" I asked incredulously, then caught myself. "Uh, I mean, that's okay, honey. I'm glad you liked it." Am I a good kisser, daddy?" she asked softly, and I swear I heard Becky give a long, low moan of desire."Are you kidding? You're the best!" I exclaimed, pulling her close and planting a sloppy, but strictly paternal, kiss on her moist lips."Hey, you two, knock that off. There’s something wonderful about the unpredictability of the English summer, when it is hot, everyone takes advantage and the result is a sight to behold. What could be better? This particular day, I was walking back to my room and fell in behind a girl wearing a halter top and a short, short denim skirt with leather flip-flops. She was keeping her hair out of her eyes with a pair of oversized sunglasses and walked with a delicious wiggle to her hips. The further we went towards the halls, the. Did it. You know? I didn't plan on it."Licorice rolled his eyes at that and made a face at him."He said it was your idea!" He did?" I bit my lip and wondered what kind of boyfriend would brag about that."He's my brother!" I know, but..." You're my best friend!" Yeah," I agreed quickly, hoping she'd remember that."And you're stealing him away from me!" What? Jenny ... No!" I almost laughed, but that would have been sorta bad. "We're not getting married or anything. Come on!" He's supposed to.