“Should we call Pa over, that way we can do it together?” I said feeling a little nervous“You are right, we should.” Mother said as she dialed...his numberWithin thirty minutes he arrived and mom answered the door stark naked.“What!? Beth, you are naked!” He said all shocked“Now at least I know you are not blind.” Mama laughed.“Alright, am I getting pranked?”Then he stepped inside and saw me naked too.“What the hell is going on here?”We gave my father the long and the short of it, and he was. "You're...what? A ghost? How is this possible?"She thought about it a moment. "Well, in the movies ghosts are spirits that didn't pass on because of unfinished business. I think I know what our unfinished business is..." She unhooked her seatbelt and sidled over to him along the K-car's bench seat.He immediately looked uncomfortable. "Uh, Weezie, I mean Sue, this isn't a good idea."She caressed his face. "I know I don't look like...me. Just close your eyes. I want to hold you."He did so, and. Most importantly, regular magic use was ameliorating his depression, and his self-confidence was growing.I was happy. I had survived my physical assassination, discovered one way to access manna on this node, and I had strong hopes that I could develop another. I enjoyed regular meals, a warm place to sleep, and was sharing a healthy body. I had every expectation that I was going to slowly regain my wizardly abilities and power.On the downside, I had lost access to a lifetime of accumulated. Politically Correct Christmas MusicI saw that some radio stations are refusing to play “Baby It’s Cold Outside,” because a handful of hysterical people have lost their minds.Why stop there? Here are some other holiday classics that should also definitely be banned...I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: condones cheatingThe Christmas Song: Open fire? Pollution. Folks dressed up like Eskimos? Cultural appropriationHolly Jolly Christmas: Kiss her once for me? Unwanted advancesWhite Christmas?.