Kya went up and then was guided to a room where Ashelob opened the door for her. It was small, but adequate. The bed was large enough for two with roo..., and the refresher was adequate, not luxurious like she was used to, but at least she could get clean. ‘I will arrange for a meal, my Lady, you rest. This is where we will stay until I can arrange passage.’ The door closed as she said Thank you, and he was gone. Kya sighed, then dropped the cloak he had given her and went into the refresher. She. I glanced to my left to see targets 2 and 3 had both ended up at the bar nearby to each other, and my mind raced as a new plan formed in my head.I tugged Penny over to the bar, saying that we needed to get her a refill. She whined that I just wanted to get her drunk so I could take advantage of her. I told her, quite honestly, that she didn't have to be drunk for me to take advantage of her.But we went over and a female bartender immediately zeroed in on me to take my order. My arousal levels. '--Ethan, 7 years old'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.'--Shirley, 7 years oldAND THE BEST RESPONSE'My Mum drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father.Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'--Jack, 7 yearsThis is also compliements of chuckLittle Johnny is always a real "piece of work"The Polite Way to PeeDuring one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good. Young-at-heart Emma arched tightened her walls, swallowing her hubby’s serving of his best champagne. ‘Baby, that was the most delicious glass I’ve ever tasted.’ Emma moaned, her mahogany fingers stroking on her man’s glistening glass stem. She started to move, but her greedy husband pressed on her squishy back, spreading her wet lips to lick more on her. ‘Nah-uh, precious jewel. I want some of your honey champagne. I don’t care if it takes all day, I…want it!’ Before Emma knew it, she was.