" Real beef?" she asked amazed. Yeah, I know they outlawed beef along with trans-fats, donuts, most fried foods and sugared drinks years ago in their ...ffort to protect us from ourselves but you might have noticed we don't generally pay attention to those kinds of laws around here. The FDA goons were about as welcome as the TEA-cops in Bennies; that's to say, not at all. The last time they even tried a combined raid which was just plain stupid. I mean who the hell is dumb enough to come storming. I got (and still get) a particular kick giving ‘straight’ guys a handjob and have always been surprised at the number of married men who are quite happy to lie back and allow my magic fingers to do what, in many cases I have been told, their wives can’t do properly. I remember one Saturday night in the 1970s. I’d been out clubbing and, having started a long walk home, was vainly trying to hail a London black cab. After the umpteenth occupied one had passed me by, a mini cab drew to a halt. We had only been married about four months and I have to admit we were more sexually active than most young newly weds. My wife’s parents were very conservative. Her mom could be considered an ultra conservative with a Victorian mind set when it came to sex. My father in law was a handsome dark skinned Puerto Rican, muscular, rough looking from all the work he did and a very sexy man in every way. He complained to me bitterly about his wife’s lack of sensitivity when it came to sex. She was in. Nancy went limp and temporarily passed out. She came to a few minutes later listening to Erin's laughter."What's so funny?" Nancy asked, still feeling the aftermath of her orgasm."I got the ultimate cum from you," Erin said, still laughing."What do you mean?" When I ate the banana, all your juices and cum, your recent orgasm went right into my mouth. It tasted real strange then I realized that you also pissed in my mouth and I didn't notice it until the aftertaste that your cum was mixed with.