“But that was... !” he started but stopped.“She said that their benefactor could move through time, and you saw how they disappeared last night ...s well as how they appeared in the yard yesterday afternoon,” I told him. “Would it be so hard for someone like that to leave it here?”“Put that way, probably not,” Owen replied before we adjourned to the den to file the marriage license in the desk there, where we were also keeping the documents for our property. Following that, we returned to making. I'd phoned earlier for our usual chat and when she asked what I fancied to eat later on had replied; "surprise me."I closed the front door behind me and placed my keys on the hall table before hanging my jacket up, then glanced at the mirror where a 'post-it' note told me to: 'Go take a shower and change out of those sweaty things!'I took the stairs two at a time before turning into our bedroom to undress and made haste to the bathroom where I took a quick shower before hurrying back to change. I was like "Sure, I have a truck, no problem." I thought it was kind of strange, but thought maybe she's like environmentally friendly, going green, etc. You would think I would have connected the dots once I saw the bags of cans tied to her bike too but I thought this chick really cares about earth son, she's a saint! Recycle, Reduce, Reuse. For a second I thought I found Al Gore's daughter, which is a 2 for 1 for me but that's another weird story.So we get to my place, and I leave her in the. Then she would continue with something like "oh no, I feel some rumbling, do you want to watch it come out?" See how she makes it seem like my idea? But of course I would like to watch a HUGE BUTT BOMB come out of her musty backhole. So one night she had a bit to drink and was feeling loose. She set it up right from the start by warning me that she felt a bit bloated and thought "something was ready to explode between her ass cheeks". Then she suggested I help soap her up in the tub before sex..