She is about 56. Brown hair. Blue eyes. 36C cups with pretty pink nipples that get quite a head on them when they are roused to action. She has wide h...ps that I love to grab when I am on her from behind and a beautiful round ass. Other guys have told me that she is cute and joked that they are jealous of me. Lets go for it I said. I was surprised as the words came out of my mouth. I am usually slow and deliberate in my decision making, but this one just came right out. Yahoo, shouted Nikki. I. ”Paddy tells his wife “My bumhole is really burning, I’ve no idea what it is?”“Ring sting” his wife says.Paddy replies “How the fuck will he know?”A drunk is sitting on the street curb in front of a bar. A stranger comes buy and asks if he’s okay.The drunk replies by asking “Do you know who I am?”The stranger says “No. Who are you?”The drunk proudly says “I’m Jesus Christ ... and I can prove it! Come with me!”They enter the bar and the bartender looks up and yells “Jesus Christ! Are you here. A total hourglass figure, she wore a red dress and which ended as a skirt just covering her ass. her face was angular and her eyes seemed sharp and confident, without confusion. She had black hair with locks and her eyes were green in colour. Huge big boobs prominently protruded and her skin was light brown. She clasped a small purse on her right hand and took support of the wall in the left, but that was not the best part.The best part was, her ass end up pressing against his trouser, thanks. ”He kissed and hugged his Gran, “Joey, you’re getting to look more and more like your Grandad everyday.”“Thanks Nan, are you going to be alright on your own?”“Yes, of course Joey, your Nan just needs some time on her own to have a good cry.”Susan, Marjorie’s daughter kissed her mother, “I’ll ring you in the morning mum, but if there’s anything you want then just give me a call.”Several days later Joey’s mum called him into the living room.“Joey, we need to talk.”He wondered if he had done.