I stayed up watching tv being the night owl that I am. I looked over and saw that most of the phones were now fully charged so I started to turn them ...n and see if I could find any long lost memories. I eventually got to one of my wife's old phones and that's where the adventure began. The phone powered up and the main screen came to life. My eyes caught the old text message folder and the temptation was just too strong to resist. I was never one to ever go through her phone or her through mine. Alan stands and is placed in handcuffs too, “are you too alright sharing the back seat?” Yup they reply, “who's car?”, “Mine officer” Alan asked if it “would be possible not to tow my car sir?” “Yeah we can leave it here but I can't guarantee the business owners wont report it to a tow company.” Alan is placed in the back of the cruiser followed by Amy. “Watch your head as you step in miss, Wow! You were k**ding about the whole no knickers thing”, “Huh, you call me racist”, Amy asks “ NO. If this was a peace offering, I would take it with both hands."Wait there, honey. I'll be out in a minute," called my hot buxom wife.I took a seat on the lounge and waited.Within a minute, she appeared from the kitchen, wearing nothing but an apron. What got me, though, was the plate of bacon and eggs balanced atop her breasts. She picked it up with her hands and put it on the coffee table, bending down so I could see the mouth-watering canyon of cleavage underneath the apron. She stood up, and. Next a man I had never met, showed up. Doc Williams turned to the man and introduced him as the town’s barber, explaining that the barber had been known to have to sew up wounds, and set broken bones, when he (Doc Williams) wasn’t available. He thought some of the training would be beneficial for him, also. I welcomed them all. I said I would be teaching them some basic first aid. My wife Moon would be teaching them some of the uses of homeopathic medicines: such as Willow bark tea as a mild.