I still like to eat delicious pussy or suck the occasional cock, but the opportunities are few at my age. I,ve rarely ever paid money for pussy and am...not about to do so now. Retirement is disappointing in that respect as used to get lots of opportunities to fuck or suck when I worked security years ago. Of course I was younger then, but I,m not that bad looking, six feet two inches tall and not too fat with a sizeable cock of nine inches that is very experienced at satisfying pussies or the. Golfer: "Can you see any obvious problems... ?"Caddy: "There's a piece of shit on the end of your club."Golfer: He picks up his club up and says, "I don't see anything."Caddy: "Other end."Don't look down on anyone unless you are helping them up...This one is compliments of Chuck ... With thanksThe ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPERTwo Different Versions...Two Different MoralsOLD VERSION :The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.The. Darling... don't tempt me so... !"But even as she stammered out all the awkward denials, she couldn't keep her lust-gazed eyes off his still expanding and lengthening animal cock. "Ohhhh," she squealed, hopelessly thrilled and in the grip of a passion so obscene it was unnamable. "Yes, I love you... you know I do... but how can we, lover,... how can we... oh God, we have to! I can't stand it! I've got to cum!"And with this, all last remnants of puritan morality and bible upbringing fled, and. I needed to please her. Whatever she would ask of me I wanted to do it. My neglected hard cock was straining to do her bidding, while the huge dildo rubbed my prostate.“And then when your dick finally stops working, we'll remove it all together.”I cried out as the sperm began to ooze out of my cock. Her words were giving me one of the most violent anal orgasms I had ever experienced. It kept on coming in waves. Again and again. The cum trickled down my shaft, onto the rope, and finally dropped.