I thought I'd compile a list of the 10 most depraved/pervy things I've done and write a short story about them each and post them on xhamster.The list...10. Drank a girl-racer's piss-puddle from the floor of the car park.9. Wanked off in a used-condom after watching couple fuck in same car park.8. Me and some mates took turns spunking into our friend's sister's dirty panties.7. Snogged a woman at a party after two guy's had spunked in her mouth.6. Had sloppy seconds with a woman at a party.5.. Kansas was just right on the next stop. He looked at the time on his car's small clock. It was already 11PM. He was also very very tired.He wanted to stop and rest for a while. As he kept on driving across the highway, with the rain still pouring like mad, he just had a thought.Why not spend the night in a hotel. He had spent these last couple of days sleeping in his car and sure was as uncomfortable as hell.As he kept driving, he then found himself on a lone highway, where he would either find. The rest of the day went by in a blur. As soon as his last class was over, he raced over to the Welch house. He knew that the girls would already be there because his last class was a lab and it always ran late.He raced up to the door with another raging hardon, just like yesterday.And just like yesterday, June Cleaver met him at the door in her starched, prim house dress and apron. "Why hello, Bradley. The k**s are playing in the Rumpus Room. I'm sure they will be happy to see you. Go right. We continued walking. She was pulling the suitcase behind her. It made sense now. She was wearing jeans, a winter jacket, wedge heels. Slightly dishelleved, slightly dirty - like she hadn't showered in days. Which would also make sense.I could have dragged her into a corner and ****d her, and no-one would have cared. But I suspect that she probably wouldn't have cared much either. Bears shit in the woods, the Pope is Catholic, homeless girls get ****d. Where's the fun in that? Where's the.