”“How do you feel after doing this for 75 years?”“Like I’ve been talking to a fucking wall.”An Irish Lesson:How to get to Heaven from Irel...nd.(A story from an Irish Sunday School teacher)I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday School class, to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.I asked them: If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?’‘NO!’ the children answered.‘If I cleaned the church every. ‘Or you can just sit here if you like.’ ‘No. I’d like to watch,’ I said. ‘I’m intrigued.’ Back in the tiny kitchen, Eloise turned up the heat under the empty pan. Then, with a hand blitzer, she reduced the mushroom and cream mixture to a smooth sauce. Into the heating pan she tossed some thin strips of something. ‘Duck skin,’ she said. ‘It makes a nice garnish.’ As the duck skin strips started to crisp up, she undid the cling film wrap from the duck breast and cabbage ‘sausages’. She trimmed. A while later we had became nude and she furiously started sucking my dick. She even bit it.Aaaahhhhh randi saali kaatti kyu hai Kaminiiiii ahahahhahaa chusss kuttiiiiii these words energised her and she increased her speed and I soon cummed. She drank it all and then mockingly said “hahahhaa itna jaldi jhad gayaa bhadva tere se to mere bete ka lund bada hai chutiya.This angered me like hell. I turned her around and made her lie in doggy position. I then slapped her ass without mercy. Ahahaha. Kari noticed that will Kate and Keith were talking a lot, Kathy was kind of quiet. She wanted to say something, but if it was something important, Kathy would say something.After dinner and after helping with the dishes, Kathy said, “Mom, I want to ask you a question.”Kari stopped what she was doing, turned and faced her daughter. “Okay, sweetie, what’s on your mind?”“Well, remember yesterday when I said that there was a nude student in my class?” Kari said that she did. “In another one of my.