I felt like a naughtyteenager, and I absolutely loved it?too much, as it turned out later.When I was finished, I flushed the butt down the toilet, did...my best towipe off any fingerprints I may have left as Michelle, then left thatapartment behind forever. I doubted that there would be an extensiveinvestigation into the disappearance of my male self, but if there was,I didn't want to leave behind evidence that Michelle had been in thisapartment. Roger's two ex-wives wouldn't mourn his passing,. Lawrence,” Sir Issac introduced me. “His primary mission is preserving human culture. Colonel Lawrence has traveled the world collecting documents, artifacts and interviews so that human culture survives invasion by the Swarm.”“Thief!” someone shouted from the general assembly.This wasn’t going to go well.“If you don’t want your culture to be only the Disney version,” I spoke out of turn, “then I’ll need your help. How do you want to be remembered?”“Defeatist!” someone else shouted.“I have. ”She turned to my friend sitting at the next desk.“Simon, could you pop to the school office and tell Richard’s mother that he’s got some work to finish and he’ll be about an hour late home, please?”The bell sounded for the end of lesson and the rest of the class departed, leaving me sat at my desk, trying to concentrate on completing the assignment and sneaking a glance up Miss Smales’ skirt when I thought she wasn’t looking. “You seem a little distracted today, Richard.” Her voice broke into. I could hear the TV behind me, tuned to VH1 as it was every morning. Oasis's "Wonderwall" supplied the background soundtrack to this mad scene of uncontrollable, savage carnality. How the hell did this happen? Seemingly minutes before I had just stepped out of the shower, quickly toweling my body and hair and getting ready to plug in my blow dryer when I'd heard the front door open and the unmistakable sound of Bill's deep voice call my name. I opened the bathroom door and half stepped out into.