A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of ...er head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.Linda is a blonde, a Newfie, a Trudeau supporter and a die-hard Maple Leafs fan, but that could all be a coincidence...Submitted by Schop:We older people need to learn something new every day. .." I would, baby, I would. Now I'll be waiting in the main cabin, and I'll be waiting for you. Don't make me wait too long."Harry grinned as he heard a fresh burst of sobbing from the closed cabin. There was no doubt in his mind that he'd convinced her to stop playing hard to get, even though he had used a bluff. There was no question that he would buy Mark's lot and then sell it to the city, but the poor, hysterical woman who lay crying in her cabin didn't know that.Another person who didn't. Immerhin hatte ich es irgendwie bis hierher geschafft. Ich hatte immerdar?ber gel?chelt, wenn Mom eine Siesta machte. Nun brauchte ichdringend selber eine. Ich ging in mein Zimmer, zog nur die Schuhe aus,und legte mich ins Bett.Eine Stunde sp?ter f?hlte ich mich besser. Es gab so viel nachzudenken,ich wusste ?berhaupt nicht, wo ich anfangen sollte. Sollte ich ?berhaupt die Pubert?t hinausz?gern? Doch, diese Frage lie?sich leicht beantworten: Ich brauchte mehr Zeit. Und mit der Pubert?twurden. “Be quiet this is what a bad girl gets when they embarrass their family” Yumi told herself bracing herself mentally for the penance she had placed on herself. The heat crept over her hip and thigh as the second blow landed where the first had. Yumi broke position by dropping her hands and groping her inner thigh. "Hands up, and don't break position or I'll made the blows harder". Yumi slowly raised her hands and tears welled in her eyes. She couldn't begin to imagine harder blows striking her..