.. Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping... Struggling to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asks again, “You finish�...�... ?Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, “No, I Norwegian”✧ ✧ ✧A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational.On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think. I was immediately self-conscious and realized I was showing a lot of cleavage.I wear a b-cup bra normally. I say normally because I wear a c-cup in one brand of bra that I buy, but my other brands are b-cup. So I guess I am a big b-cup. My breasts are pretty firm and it helps when I hold them together around my guy, but it works.Each guy then started apologizing. "Sorry, that was too graphical," Josh said. "I guess you must be a b-cup then?" Uh huh," I said."And she must have been. " I could feel the lump in my throat as I waited for his reply."Are you taking the piss?" No, I'm deadly serious." There was no doubting my tone.Carl looked at Kelly. "He is straight, isn't he?"She nodded but her face showed her anxiety. She could see I was getting annoyed.I spoke very deliberately. "You don't need to ask Kelly. You can ask me. Of course I'm straight, Carl. You've heard of voyeurism, haven't you? Well, being a voyeur doesn't mean you're bent. I don't suppose I'm the first. Pleased with my sudden insight, I studied hermore closely over the top of my computer. She was sitting back on her heels,wearing a white sundress. This was his first mistake?a sexy sundress wasn?tappropriate for an airport waiting lounge. It just barely contained her fullbreasts and revealed more of her well-rounded ass than it hid. That dress wouldhave worked fine in one of the island?s beach bars, but not here, not in thesemi-formal stiffness of the first-class lounge.And those shoes! She had.