As i peered through the darkness a naked man came into view. He was gorgeous and super buff, as if he lived in a gym. I eyed him up and down thinking ...I bet he's like all the other bodybuilders, all muscle and no cock", but i couldn't have been more wrong. As my eyes went down to his crotch I saw he had an enormous cock, he saw me looking and reached down to lift his giant tool up. To my suprise I saw that underneath that he had another massive penis. He came up to me and placed his hand on my. "Really?" "Yes really. Your voice has always made me horny."I heard a sudden intake of air and I asked if everything was OK. "Yes, I'm fine. In fact I'm sliding my fingers into my very wet pussy as you talk," she softly told me. "Are you naked?" "No. I am wearing a tiny black satin thong. It's what I always wear when we talk." "Oh baby," I respond to the image she had just presented and began to get hard. "Are you naked?" she asked. "No, I am wearing boxers." "Cotton or silk?" "Silk." "I love. “A young woman in her undies in my flat in the middle of the night, wearing well you know, all flushed and embarrassed. I’m only human, course I’m going to get exited.”“But me?” “Why not you?”“Well I’m hardly Miss Universe am I?” she looked down and pulled the coat a little tighter.“I think you’re quite pretty, you’ve good taste in lingerie and they match, I like that and you’re not too skinny,” I realised I was rambling so stopped mid sentence; to my surprise she looked disappointed.“Don’t. Cleaning supplies. And I’d watched MacGyver a lot when I was alone (as always) at home. Hmmm… I began to remember a Safety memo I’d reviewed a few months back – about a particular cleaning agent that was made by our esteemed company – which turned out to have been manufactured with faulty components. ‘Hey, Terry,’ I whispered through the darkness, ‘Can you get to any of the Sparkil-Kleen our company made? There was a recall on it recently.’ ‘Ummm… yeah, there’s a whole 5-gallon drum of it in.