Volis li ovu tvrdu kitu? Ne cekajuci moj odgovor nastavio je - znam da je volis, vidim kako ga gutas, sisas i uzivas u njemu, to radis puno bolje nego...moja zena. Ustao je i dalje nabijajuci kitu u moja usta. Klecala sam ispred njega, usta punih njegove kite i uhvatila svoje sise. Spremno je izvadio kitu i svojih i stavio ga medju moje sise. Bio je tako tvrd, pulsirao je medju njima. Red je bio na meni. Uzela sam njregovu kitu u ruku, navlazila je slinom i pocela prelaziti po svojim sisama. But when that grew up in a way that I felt I couldn’t meet someone fearing of losing him to Gail, I took a hard decision.And what decision was? Well, let me tell what happened at a particular night.I went to a party to commemorate the engagement of Lori and Bernd, two friends of mine that happened to be also Gail’s friends. And I brought Simon, a flame that I was trying to ‘burn’, with me. And, of course, my worst fear was there. But, that time, I wasn’t keen to losing him to that. “I want a blowjob.”“No,” she said. Standing, she walked away toward the bedroom. “I have a headache, I’m going to lay down, and I hope to God, Puma kills you.”Puma pushed the button to the lowest level, then moved to a side wall and stood with her shoulder pressed against the front wall. Removing a canister with her left hand, she pulled the pin and held the lever tight as the elevator descended rapidly down the shaft. Counting each ding that sounded as it passed the first nine levels, she. Though my head was hung low, my heart was full. As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, “I never seen anything like that before, and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.”Apparently, I’m still lost ... it’s a man thing.When you have stopped laughing be sure to forward this on to others who would enjoy a good story.This one is compliments of Anonymous.An elderly Scottish Jew has decided to take it a little easier and take up golf so he puts his name down at.