“I guess I just didn’t want to die… Without knowing what it was like.” “Like…?” “I mean,” Armisen raised his hands, exasperated, let...ing them thud back on the couch. “No one’s ever eaten my ass before.” Carson’s eyes almost popped out of his head. “Really?” “Yeah,” said Armisen, shrugging. “Not too many girls are willing to go for it. They think it's gross, or emasculating.” Carson almost laughed out loud. He’d had his butt eaten out plenty of times, by multiple people. It was so strange to be. " Now... who will be so kind as to volunteer to wear the ring? And ifnobody decides, then I'll be forced to choose!" I... I'll go first..."Debbie gave me a weird look, and as I looked at her trying to figure outwhat she was thinking I felt myself getting smaller... and smaller...until I was about the size of a mouse."Hahahahahaha... look how pathetic you are Steve! My oh my... how are youever going to satisfy poor Rachel here with that tiny body of yours. Yourdick is practically non-existent. Rebecca took off her robe and laid on the bed. She was totally naked but I only cared about her tits. She laid on her back and pulled me up on top of her, then offered her right nipple. I eagerly opened my mouth and sucked it in my mouth. Her hand rubbed my back slowly and hummed a song. I felt the bed shake, then hands on my ankles. Tim pulled my legs apart, then rebeccas. He laid between them and licked her pussy. When she started to moan, she used both hands to rub my butt. As she spread my. ’ I said again. ‘You’re still my best friend. You’re still the person I trust more than anyone else in the world.’ I sat on the edge of the bed ready to get under the covers. ‘You’re delusions of love haven’t changed who you are.’ And I slipped under the covers. As he undressed, he shook his head. ‘You know, Lily? Sometimes you’re the most pragmatic person I’ve ever met.’ As I switched off the bedroom lamp I asked. ‘Is that a good thing or a bad thing?’ He rolled onto his side and drew the.