Her nipples and breasts were firm and wanting as were her mound and pussy lips enfolding her amazing protruding clit. He gently laid on top of her sta...ring deeply into her eyes. His huge erection lined up perfectly with her pussy. Its head touched her pouting cherry and the warmth of these two delicate and sensitive zones released the fire inside her.She shouted, “I’m cumming Brian”, and released a squirt like a boy would pee. It drenched his stomach, manhood and balls.“Wow,” he said, “And. .. , where's that old broad with the bad tooth?"Canadian jokesJOKE # 1After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, 'Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona.' The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.The guy from Budweiser says, 'I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser.' The bartender gives him one...The guy from Coors says,. " No I'm not, don't be daft." David, you were crying, I'm not going to dry myself until you tell me why!"What a typical response from a woman, as if I cared whether or not she caught a cold!"David I'm freezing."She only called me David when she was angry, but I was getting angry as well."I looked at you as you held your arms out and I just happened to think how beautiful you are, now dry your bloody self." So why were you crying, is there something you're not telling me?"I couldn't help myself,. I sighed, enjoying the feeling of you within me, taking me, making love to me. Hearing my sighs, you increased your pace a bit, making me gasp. I wrapped my arms around you, running my nails down your back lightly, reaching down to your hips and pulling them with each of your thrusts. You kissed me, trailing your lips down along my jaw line. Licking behind my ear, you blew in gently just as you made one quick, deep thrust, overloading my senses and making me moan. I ran one hand through your.