. Okay ... Let's see ... how about if we do it this way... ?" And I laid the mattress pads crosswise to the direction of the bedroll. "That way, we wo...'t have the split in the mattresses."After we had closed the light and crawled under the covers, Jill snuggled up to me and settled her head on my shoulder, between my arm and my chest. With her free hand, she lightly turned my head towards her and said "Have I told you lately that you are the most amazing, gentlest ... sweetest guy I've ever. It was not possible for my mother tocome and stay with me. As I knew some cooking I managed with it and was livingalone. It was not very difficult for me, but many times the neighbor aunty willask me to prepare rice only and she will provide side dishes to me. On someoccasions I had my food in their house also though I would avoid it to my bestas I did not want to trouble aunty.One day Santhanam had to go to his native place because his father expired. Ashe was short of cash I loaned him some. I don’t think mother planned that, but not seeing girls made me want to see one, at first because I was curious, and then because deep inside my hormones started to boil.The second (!) time I asked mother about women, she sighed, whispering that we, men, only think about that. She then added that at the end of high school I may meet a girl.I could only imagine what it would be like, how she would be dressed, about what we would talk.I hoped she would have a similar education because I felt it. ” She says all of this very matter-of-factly.“I wanted to give Danny something special for his 50th birthday, so I told him I’d do absolutely anything he asked ... And this was his idea.”Can you tell us what that is?“I’m going to have sex with a dog whilst everyone in the pub watches.” She doesn’t look overjoyed about this, but a promise is a promise.Danny has a look on his face that suggests he can’t believe his luck. He gives her hand and extra firm squeeze. She looks at him and whispers, “I.