One day after work I come home to see a couple of packages left on the front porch from some place called Pinup Girl Clothing.com I bring them in and ...and them to my wife. She gets very excited and tells me it's her new swimsuit and hat. I ask her to try them on and she says no and that I will have to wait until the bbq. Fine...I can wait. Well the day of the bbq comes and we drive over to Jake and Sharon's house. They live in an upscale neighborhood with manicured yards and high 6 to 7 figure. . I mean "most" ofthe time now my name is Karen... Why don't I just start over. Hi, my nameis Karen... well, "most" of the time my name is Karen... Let's not go thereagain!If you think that was confusing, you can imagine how I must feel.This is not the story of the beginning, nor is it really about wherethings stand now, it's simply about some things that happened over thelast several months. Now that I think about it though, I guess I haveto tell you at least a little bit about the. . I can't possibly get in any MORE trouble..."Sure" I say, still confidently, still hoping there's some glimmer of hope of getting out of this."OK, so if you really want to study the woman form, you shouldn't be looking at these exaggerated animations. Go to this other website." Mom reaches over my lap and begins to type something into the browser. I don't see what she's typing because her large tit is hanging inches from my face, tempting me to gently pinch that big nipple that's poking out. She looked at the clock, on the bank across the street. 3:30. Her appointment with Bill was at 6, at his place. Did she really think she could hold out that long? The rest of the afternoon crawled by. Every time there was a lull, she thought for a moment about a cigarette break, before chiding herself that she'd never quit if she didn't stop thinking that way. Finally, at 5:00, she flipped the sign on the shop door to "closed" and started to lock up. At least while she was busy, her mind was.