“Fuck me honey.” She hissed, “fuck me good” and I slammed my cock to it’s full depth into her body, “Think about that little girl masturba...ing you this afternoon, think about her mother sucking the cum off your cock. Think about their father sitting back and masturbating while he watches you fuck his wife and daughter.” My cock grew really hard again “Hmmm – so you like that do you?” “Yeah, of course I do.”“Well let’s see what happens when we meet them next week.” I fucked Thu harder than she. The visits went well with no problems except for a few over anxious mothers who wanted to sit in Santa’s lap and grope him. I had been doing these visits for over 6 years and knew how to handle the gropers. They did not get what they wanted but left smiling anyway. We finished up at 4:30 and I started to drive Amy and Lisa home. We were chatting in the car about the visits and how they went. I told them about the women who were groping me. They were shocked. Amy was sitting in the front seat. I returned to school as the slightly sinister, older Jewish intellectual type. Stories of drug use (soft only) and alternative lifestyles (communal living in Boston in the 70’s) were probably helped along by my long hair and ragged blue jeans appearance. On our second date, Laurie and I walked from her dorm down to Lake Michigan. We were walking along a low brick wall, stopping every few feet to kiss. Then Laurie pushed me back into the wall and dropped to her knees in front of me. When I. Say to your boss, “I like your style” and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask “Did you get all that, I don’t want to have to repeat it.”Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a ‘non-player’ within sight).Shout random numbers while someone is counting.At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the.