" "You're telling me?" Cree said with a smile. "I never expected tohave a woman-to-woman talk with you." "I was thinking last night," Lucy said. "If y...ur last name isCree, and all of the genders are reversed, that must mean that the manchanges his family name when he gets married instead of the woman." "That is true," Rebecca replied. "And I didn't even think of thathere. Women change their surname?" "Well, most of the time," Lucy said. "Bizarre. I assume that also means that the early part of. She was listening to a message. The voice on the recording belonged to Farm Boy Billy. He was trying, very badly, to tell Kelly how sorry he was and that it was just a one-time thing between Sherry and him. That he had been lucky enough to get a fully furnished apartment with Internet access and would she please call him at his new number.Kelly did not look convinced as she hit the delete button on the phone. Then she picked up the phone."What are you going to do?" I asked."I am going to tell. But I did just fall on you so should I not be asking if you well? She quipped back at him. He chuckled and gently ran a finger down her slightly hawkish nose playfully. I do not mind you falling on me so long as you are not hurt. She sat back on to her knees, his legs spread around her, so he could sit up. He held himself upright by his hands pressed backwards against the grass and stared at her with a thoughtful expression. He pulled his legs to him and stood, offering her a hand up. How he. I came up with three options.Option 1: I was a sane sixty-six-year-old man whose body had regressed to the age of fifteen. Leaving aside the twin issues of how and why, for now; this was an acceptable option for my psyche but was also the least likely.Option 2: I was dreaming or the equivalent of dreaming, which meant I was in a coma or dead and this was the Land of Ever Summer. This was the easiest of the three options to believe, and the easiest on my psyche.Option 3: I was full out bat shit.