Q: What’s long hard and full of seamen?A: A submarineQ: What’s long, Hard and Erects stuff?A: A Crane!Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple tha... had a retarded baby?A: They named him Sum Ting Wong.Q: What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?A: A trip without the kids!Q: What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A: A white owl says, “hoot, hoot” a black owl says, “who dat, who dat”Q: Why do men have 2 heads and women 4 lips?A: Cause men do all the thinking and women. "Do they like being naked all the time, Cy? Do they like the men looking at them? Are there really boys there with the naked women?"Do you think I could go to Transformations? I would like to be naked and have the boys look at me. I like my body. I don't think it's ugly or disgusting. I want people to look at me and tell me I'm not ugly."It was time to say something again, and he had the same problem. "Leah, who told you your body was ugly and disgusting? I can't believe anyone would say that.. I nodded my head and enquired did you really fell down? She replied yes it hurts a lot.apologizedsed her and asked her if I can help anything. She replied me to bring her some medicines from nearest pharmacy. I took her scooty and took some pain relief tablets and a gel. I came back home and gave her medicines and gel.She went in and took tablets and trying to apply gel on her back. Then with curiosity I went in and saw that she is facing difficulty in applying the gel so I asked her can I. Miranda put the closed sign up, leaving a note on the door for the couple to see “Enjoy! Be back in 45 minutes.” As the bell chimed for her departure, she let time go again, and she heard their combined gasp and a moan come from the man’s mouth. Something was right!It took her some time to get to the park and she looked at her phone. There was a little blip now and again, which she followed until she saw her main event. The woman was playing ball with her dog, who was unleashed now. So she.