A while ago, shortly before I began my journey into Islam, this tall and beautiful Haitian sister named Esther Jean, whom I liked, dumped me out of th... blue. The gal wouldn’t return my calls. Apparently, I wasn’t a good enough Christian man for her. Simply because I dared question our Pastor’s habit of displaying a picture of an Aryan-looking Jesus on the big screen during our church ceremonies. Folks, I loved Jesus when I was a Christian and now that I am Muslim, I continue to love him. All. Keeping Austin Weird™ on some days is so pathetically simple and easy that a caveman could probably do it ... and get reelected to the state legislature by wide margins too!"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and children of all ages, get ready ... for the show is about to begin! Just to demonstrate that I might not be the craziest fool in this room, I'd like to quickly start off this extremely short meeting to point out that at least five major news sources and one official government. By this time I was slowly massaging her boobs and I could make it that she was feeling it good. By this time it was already dark I got up from there and went into the hut and removed my underwear. There I saw shanty was busy making Dinner. I again went to sakhu and this time I sat behind her. I was not wearing my undies it was only the lungi. I sat and put my hands on her boobs and started to massage it slowly. She was moaning softly ahh…. H…. .hh….. I got courage and put my hands inside her. I also noticed I had my own huge erection. Instead of incensed I was jealous, and realized what I guess I’d always known but amera never revealed that she was gonna chod vikram’s freinds i thought amera would have first told me , this made me curious how many times she might have done it in last couple of months while i was in office I came home and was upto myself and amera She kept asking me what was wrong. It took awhile but I eventually asked, “kab se tum vikram aur uske dooston se chudai.