How wonderful it was to allow my bad girl side start to come out.Having the house to myself I could go about my normal routine with that toy in my ass...and just that nice ring sticking out. I imagined my bf being there and ordering me to wear nothing but the pretty blue toy and go and make him lunch. He would tell me to sit down forcing it in as far as it would go. Mmm oh yes I would love how that felt.The toy was not very thick so as much as I liked it I did not think that it would help much. Julia just nodded. From the glove compartment, she pulled out two pairs of ear buds with throat mikes.They quickly slipped on the devices then Nancy backed out of the driveway. Pulling away she saw the van was still sitting there but a town car came quickly toward them. They briefly caught a glimpse of two men in the front seat but the side windows were black."A fancy car for this neighborhood," said Julia softly."Yes. The van was still sitting there when we pulled away." These are nice. So we. Brittany often wondered if indeed she could as she was very astute at knowing what was going on in Brittany's mind. She could already feel herself blushing.“Well, you were off with the fairies then. I am curious as to where your dirty little mind was off to just now.”Brittany found herself smiling along with Lisa.“Who says it was dirty?”“Oh, it was, I can tell.”“Oh, can you now?”“Yes, I can, and it doesn't take a genius to figure out you were thinking of the two of us getting it on for a horny. “Hanging myself,” the blond replies.“It should be around your neck” says the guard.“I tried that,” he replies, “but then I couldn’t breathe”.( This one actually makes sense ... well, sort of... )An Italian tourist asks a blond man: “Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?”To which the blond man replies: “If they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.”A guy is walking along Whyte Avenue when he comes across a lamp partially buried in a garbage can.He picks up the lamp and.