Some woman should have scooped you up a long time ago -- except, if you deliver like you have today, you might need two!" I..." The woman was on drugs... or something. I forked more eggs into my mouth to keep from extending the argument.Girls had been filtering back downstairs with plates in their hands; someone in the background muttered, "Amen!" I turned to look, but whoever it was stayed out of sight behind me.It seemed like I needed to set someone straight, so I said, "Look, I'm just a normal. " Jess, you look absolutely stunning, will you allow me to be your escort for the party?" I thought you were never going to ask me, yes Tony, I would love to have you escort me, thank you." Jess, the pleasure is all mine."Ernie tooted his horn and we were ready to leave. As we stepped out the door he tossed the car keys to me."Will you drive Tony? I intend on having a few drinks, I know you don't drink too much so it would be safer if you were behind the wheel on the way home." Right Ernie, I. A pause and a glance that said all that needed to be said. Hannah put an arm around each of our waists and pulled us towards her. I looked Tim in the eye and the look on his face said it all: neither of us had expected this. She had started off by explaining that she would sleep on the sofa and we should share the bed. Then as if by way as an afterthought she suggested another possibility. I had known Tim fifteen years. We were at school together, best mates. He was spending the summer. I hope that my hairy pussy was not a turn off like it had been for my only previous lover who only wanted to stick his short fat cock into me and fuck me hard until he filled the condom with his seed as his pregnant wife sat at home. Maybe Tom would want to stick his tongue inside of me and feel the softness of my pussy, trace its lips with his tongue, tease me and taste me. My hand traced back down his chest and abdomen to his penis and we kissed as I massaged his large hairy balls before I.