I am telling you the story of sexual relationship between me and my mom. I am the only son of my parents.Yeh baat us time ki hai jb meri office ka off...tyme tha winter ka office jana jada nhi hota hai kyun ki sab koi is tyme vacation pe chale jate hai aur office ka tyme bhi koi decide nhi hota kabhi 2 pura weak off reha hai kisi din sirf 2 ya 3 hours k liye hi open hota hai so maine socha ki apne mom dad ko mai yah bula lun so maine unhe call kiya toh dad ka koi project hai aur woh uske chakar. A couple of hours later, while I was killing the afternoon at the bar, Mr. Asshole stops by and makes some snarky remark to me about how maybe I’ll be allowed to come back next year if I get a little funnier, and he patted me on the back as he headed off to his next event. This fucking guy. And about half an hour after that, Chelsea strolled in with three of her girlfriends. Through talking with her more I finally had to admit to myself that she was much nicer than her fashionable appearance. I just stopped. Called my secretary and told her to cancel all my appointments for the day. I simply did not want to miss out this moment..She was giggling with her friend but here I saw a girl who was full of life unlike we corporates who get stuck with regular formalities and stop living a life…She got on with her friend in her white scooty and rode past me when I suddenly realized that she is gone…Just like the way I saw her…I lost her too.I was very dejected and went on with my day cursing. It was times like these that I was glad I had the shower installed that I'd picked out for room for enjoyment of one or more. Not only did it have multiple jets from the sides and back, but also a removable hand held shower head that had numerous settings from gentle to very stimulating. I was planning to reach very stimulating. I fastened my hair on top of my head to keep it out of the way. I planned to wash it thoroughly after I was done. There was something I had to do first. I turned on the.