He does not have a ‘BEER GUT’ - He has developed a ‘LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.’2. He is not a ‘BAD DANCER’ - He is ‘OVERLY CAUCASIAN...’3 ... He does not ‘GET LOST ALL THE TIME’ - He ‘INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.’4. He is not ‘BALDING’ - He is in ‘FOLLICLE REGRESSION.’5. He does not act like a’TOTAL ASS’- He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.’(Loved this one!)6. It’s not his’CRACK’you see hanging out of his pants - It’s ‘TROUSER CLEAVAGE.’This is likely a repeat but it is. "Mmm, suck, too, yeah, mmm. Oh, I'm so wet, I want you inside me." Wanna try doggie-style?" You mean from behind me?" Yeah, on your hands and knees with me behind." Sure, how many positions are there?" Hundreds and hundreds, I think." Oh, goodie, we can try them all." NIce idea.Lyssa gets up as I'm putting on a condom and I kneel behind her and press into her. She is so wet, I slip easily inside her warm, inviting love canal. Oh, this feels good."Oh, I like this, Brian, it feels really good and. “It was nice. Never seen a movie like that. I'm glad you took me.”I smiled. “Fun's not over.”I texted my mom and she was already waiting. She wore just a sweater and sweatpants instead of her work clothes. It was obvious she had just thrown them on, her hair a blonde, tousled mess. Allie had been having her fun.Good.“How was the movie,” my Mommy-slut asked.“Oh, it was amorous,” I said, giving Wendy a big grin.A look of panic flitted across her face. She clearly didn't want my mom to know we'd. They were genuinely nice kids; and good fun to be with.After our long weekend with them in Cardiff at the start of June, we had very quickly formed a special relationship with them, which never would - and never could - be as close as their twin bond, but we felt instantly comfortable with them.Our September visit, when I had been with Sheila and Julie in between stripping wallpaper, while Adrian had taught Jen about making love, had cemented our friendship, and we had exchanged letters and.