Being plain spoken, they are inclined to call a spade a spade!”The Mother Superior drew herself up to her full 5 foot height, and returned, “You k...ow that’s bullshit! They call it a fucking shovel!”More from St John‎ Jokes“Hey, Domino’s. I got your pizza and there ain’t any toppings ... no nothin’ ... it’s like only just bread!” “Please give us your phone number and street address”. “Never mind ... I opened the box upside down!”My neighbour. She’s single. She’s shapely. She’s beautiful and she. I pressed slowly and she relaxed until the head popped just inside of her and then she had me stop. A few moments later she had me proceed again. Inch by inch and moment by moment I eased my rock hard cock deep into her virgin rectum. I could feel Billy’s cock right up against mine as if we were in the same hole. Julie asked Tonya if she felt full and she said that she did. Julie asked Tonya if it felt good and she said that it did. So Billy and I double fucked my eighteen-year-old niece Tonya.. "Turn around and spread your ass cheeks."She hesitated and his voice urged her. "Come on."She turned and did as told, one of his fingers invaded her asshole and finding it too tight, withdrew abruptly."You are too tight, just relax, think how much you will enjoy coming this way." It hurts, I..." Just open more, that is it, you are a beautiful slut and your ass needs fucking." His words, spoken in a sensual way, drove her crazy. She soon accommodated two of his fingers and he drove into her. She asked me how you get this much of energy for love making. Energy is generated automatically when I see my mom. She said even your dad fucked me 3 times one day and this is highest number. And if I give chance to you, you will fuck me whole day. I laughed for that. She asked me why you leave my breasts free, fondle them. I smiled at her and made her sit on the tool in front of the mirror along with me and pressed her breasts with my hands. She closed her eyes when I touched her breasts with.