" If she only knew!"For that comment I got a playful slap on the shoulder and we headed for the rink. I considered it a successful date since I only f...ll on my ass twice, and kept her from falling once by grabbing her by the boobs. When the rink got too crowded, she suggested heading for the malt shop. We sat in the very back of the shop where we shared a large chocolate malted. Normally we would have sat opposite each other, but after she sat down, she indicated I should sit next to her.. With every passing second that she spent thinking about it her breath quickened and ultimately she decided to do nothing except grumble 'Bad dog,' when she sat down beside him. However, she hardly doubted he understood what she said.They spent the whole evening in awkward silence - though he wasn't a great conversationalist to begin with - and when it came time for bed, she left him outside of her room... but when she heard him whining outside of her door, she took pity on him and let him. *************************************************The next day I woke up at around 8am, and decided to get ready as well as I could. I put on some deodorant – the expensive kind – blow dried and straightened my hair. I put on the best swagger look I could. Pink underwear, a nice Pink Top, Grey jumper, Grey jeans, Pink shoes and a pink hat. I knocked on her door (I had gotten her address from Cayla) and stood as straight as I could, and I knew, no matter how good I looked or tried to look, I. How many men had asked this favour from her? She had become quite contemptuous of the way men regarded their own genitals. They acted as though it was God’s gift to womankind, flaunting it when their pants were down, wanting it adored with female kisses and caresses. Okay, Linda had to admit that it was a necessary part of a relationship, but often she had resisted exploring the charms of their beloved appendage. It epitomised the arrogance of your average male.But Yanis was not being arrogant..