Of all the things that could have happened or could have been said, that was the last thing I would have expected. That was doubly so after Katy had a...ked me to make love with her. I fought the urge to simply get up and walk out of the house. That was what I certainly would have done in the past, but I was resolved not to run away and not to be a coward. It took a few minutes for the mental short-circuit to clear so that I could speak.“I don’t understand,” I said carefully.“I know,” she said. " I was so mesmerized by her jiggly tits, it took a few seconds for the penny to drop. "Are you sure, MJay? My hair can wait a couple of minutes. It's not like I've got a hot date tonight." She responded with a giggle and another exotic wiggle. "Don't make me laugh Dan, or I'll surely piss my pants." "Oh," I said, raising my eyebrows. "I didn't realize you were wearing any." Another giggle. "Stop it, Dan, I almost did it." Did what?" Piss my pants, you stupid bastard." Another giggle and she. I had no idea what happened for one, but Sarah explained that men came in fancy dress as Vicar s and the women in sexy dress like a woman of less repute. I thought the easiest way for me was to use my security uniform with a few embellishments and I could go as a forced chaplain. Sarah had kept her costume a secret from me telling me zi,d find out on the night. A good friend who,d procured the job for Sarah at the school Brenda and her hubby Jon had gone as far as hiring costume from a fancy. He’s not going to commit to anyone.’ She sighed and drained her wine glass in one gulp. ‘I almost feel sorry for that pretty little thing at the table with him. She probably has no idea what she’s getting into.’ ‘It’s one thing to say he won’t marry you. It’s another thing entirely to start seeing other women without even bothering to break up with you first!’ I said, outraged on my friend’s behalf. She smiled sadly and shook her head. I put my hand on hers and squeezed it gently. The waiter.